where does the pee come out of this thing
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
The adults are the big ones right?
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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