they need to just BURY HIM!
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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