I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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