Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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