We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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