Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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