if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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