another moral hangover. fuck.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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