either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
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