No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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