Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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