bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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