Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
is wine microwaveable?
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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