She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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