Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Randomize
