Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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