did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
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