hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Randomize
