It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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