there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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