They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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