watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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