i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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