D3 body, D1 cock
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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