I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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