Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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