I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
I cockslap morals
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
ok first of all what the fuck
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