you traded sex for a burrito?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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