There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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