My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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