I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
We named our party play list daddy issues
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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