Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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