I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
third nipple confirmed
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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