Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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