it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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