We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
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