i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
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