i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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