She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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