problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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