i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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