so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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