i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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