let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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