Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I love you. Go after that dick
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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