Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
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