Pants 0. Shit 1.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
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