Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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