Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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