He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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