i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
When did angry sex become our thing?
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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