i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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